Oh no ! Age takes another victim

We went shopping yesterday, my afianced and I. There was a special, two pairs of jeans for $50, not bad! After the button incident a week or so ago, when i nearly shot my beloved with a button from my overtaxed jeans I thought the offer was too good to be missed. I took a pair of jeans one size larger and entered the depth of the changing room. Two sizes up, later I emerged, saddned and unfortunately comfortable.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my waist the most!