Saturday, March 19, 2005

The dreaded Lurgi

Oh no I have it, I suppose I couldn't escape contamination forever, not when one is constantly in close contact with the great unwashed multitudes.

My usually up-beat and optomistic outlook is today, somewhat jaundiced and if the snots and the sore throat don't clear up soon I fear I may have to pass the hat around for that long overdue Oprectomy. (the operation which severs the nerve connecting my eye and my asshole thus removing my shitty outlook on life).

What's that you say? long overdue is it?



Ha!


Followed by a haughty, slightly red rimmed nose in the air exit left (of course!)

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